Tall Woman
My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters
I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch ’em wither
I’m mister optimistic, but I’m missing my missus
So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress
I’m afflicted with a wicked disease which I never wish to be rid of
This addiction got me stricken to my knees with obsession yet I’ve never felt bigger
Once bitten, you’re smitten, no kiddin’ no way I’ll leave unless I’m leaving with her
Is the magic real? Are we a package deal? Slap a stamp on it, cause they gonna ship us, honey
I would never try to objectify
But you’re a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line
What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes
So my lady claim your five foot seven prize, I’m a
Short man, tall woman
Hot damn, good-lookin’
I can’t stand, I’m shooken
Lord help, I’m hooked because I’m
A short man, tall woman
All glam, full bosom
Yes ma’am, your cushion
Was meant for all my pushin’
Don’t ever let her catch you with your guard down
You can bet she’ll get your heart and have it carved out
With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos
Crimson lips glisten in the shadows
Covered in curves, and she don’t cut shallow
Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows
Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry
I won’t even try to run away cause I’m your
Short man, tall woman
Hot damn, good-lookin’
I can’t stand, I’m shooken
Lord help, I’m hooked because I’m
A short man, tall woman
All glam, full bosom
Yes ma’am, your cushion
Was meant for all my pushin’
Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows
Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows
No man in the Village ain’t heard of her
If a Look Could Kill, she’s a murderer
Think I’m hidin’? Nah, I’m really lurkin’
You’re the vampire, but you got me thirstin’
So thick, let me be your feeder
Girl please turn me, I’ll be your
Short man, tall woman
Hot damn, good-lookin’
I can’t stand, I’m shooken
Lord help, I’m hooked because I’m
A short man, tall woman
All glam, full bosom
Yes ma’am, your cushion
Was meant for all my pushin’