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Beetlejuice Original Broadway Cast Lyrics – Beetlejuice Wedding

Good Old-Fashioned Wedding

[BETELGEUSE:]
There’s gonna be a-
Good old-fashioned wedding
With some dancing and un-deading
With a cover-band is cranking
And the age gap will be upsetting
When I finally say “I do”
I’ll be alive and born anew
And I’ll be boring just like you
Oh boy, I’m on my way!

Being dead sucks
Rent me a tux
I wanna look like a million bucks
BJ’S getting married-

[LYDIA, spoken:]
Hey Beetlejuice, I’m going to the Netherworld!

[BETELGEUSE, spoken:]
What?

[LYDIA, spoken:]
Classic bait and switch!
Oldest trick in the book!

[CHARLES, spoken:]
Lydia! No!

[BETELGEUSE, spoken:]
No, no, no!
Why DOES EVERYONE KEEP LEAVING ME!?
Okay, new plan:
You’re all gonna die

[BETELGEUSE, sung:]
Today!

Good Old-Fashioned Wedding Lyrics

Noah Beck

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