Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 beers
And I started up a fight
But now I am jaded
You’re out of luck
I’m rolling down the stairs
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I’m too drunk, too drunk, too drunk
To fuck
I like your stories
I love your gun
Shooting out truck tires
Sounds like loads and loads of fun
But in my room
Wish you were dead
You bawl like the baby
In Eraserhead
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
It’s all I need right now
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
Too drunk, to fuck
I’m sick soft gooey and cold
Too drunk to fuck
I’m about to drop
My head’s a mess
The only salvation is
I’ll never see you again
You give me head
It makes it worse
Take out your fuckin’ retainer
Put it in your purse
I’m too drunk to fuck
You’re to drunk to fuck
Too drunk to fuck
It’s all I need right now Oh baby
I’m melting like an ice cream bar
Oh baby
And now I got diarrhea
Too drunk to fuck
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Yeah, Yeah
Oooohhh
Introduction to Riviera Maya Nestled along the Caribbean coastline of Mexico's Yucatan Peninsula, Riviera Maya…
Patronage and charity have been traditionally well-developed in the banking industry. Every year, banking institutions…
FuboTV, a leading player in the streaming industry, has carved a niche for itself with…
As one of the most prominent football clubs in Saudi Arabia and the broader Middle…
In the dynamic landscape of corporate operations, efficient employee management systems play a pivotal role.…
Introduction In the ever-evolving landscape of sports and entertainment podcasts, certain interviews stand out for…