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Rhett & Link Lyrics – Booty Christmas

Christmas Booty Song

He’s got a booty
Huh?
It’s a regular booty
She’s got a booty
Yeah?
You see that every other mother-fruitcakin’ day
He’s got a booty
Yep, right there
Hi
She’s got a booty
Uh-huh
After awhile they all start to look the same

Take your booty and Christmasify it
So jolly you can’t deny it
Holiday spirit is flowin’ through me
Coming right out of my Christmas booty

Ironic sweaters are so last week
All I want for Christmas is my two back cheeks

Look at her
I’m like whaaaat?
Is that girl working a Jinglebutt?
She deserves a standing ovation
Let’s just give her… a donation

Um
What do we have here?
It’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Rein-rear
Rudolph with your nose so bright
Won’t you guide that booty tonight?

I’ve got a feeling I’ve never felt
She’s got an elf on a booty shelf
Oh holy night
Oh my heavens
I hope he doesn’t fall in that crevice

I didn’t think he was my type
But I like cheastbutts and I cannot lie
Fa la la la la, what a surprise
He’s cracking a nut with his backside

Grab your booty and come get with this
Want to wish you a Gluteus Christmas
These ugly sweaters no longer move me
Better start shaking that Christmas booty
Take your booty and Hanukkah-ize it
Don’t knock a kosher booty ’til you tried it
Eight presents ain’t quite enough to soothe me
Give me that 9th gift… Hanukkah booty

Twerk the halls with boughs of hiney
Kwanzaa is happening right behind me
St. Nick ain’t as thick as yours truly
Let me back up my
Kwanzaa booty

Take your booty and Christmasify it
So jolly you can’t deny it
There’s no choice, it’s you holiday duty
Time to unleash that Christmas booty

Christmas Booty Song Lyrics

Noah Beck

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